23 Things I Want to Say to People, But Don't

1. If your MySpace status is about me, I have three things to say to you. One: I don't feel the same way. Two: GET OVER IT. And three: OMG. You're IMMATURE. If it's not about me, then congrats to you. You've learned to move on.
   
2. Just bite her already.
3. She's changed you. I miss the old you. You're just so critical now. And whiny. And, I love you, but you're being hella annoying.
4. If you're out there, I wish you'd let me know...
5. Sometimes you border on childish and immature, but I still love you more than my own existence.
6. You're the only friend I have who I can spend an extremely extended amount of time with, ever. Thank you for being there for me, always.
7. Deary, you are the sweetest thing I know. You can be reckless, and stupid, and rush into things, but you are the one I talk to about all the hard stuff. I hope you and I can get some things sorted sometime soon.
8. Seriously? You're not incredibly smart. You're not incredibly beautiful. And you're not incredibly gifted in extra talents. So get off your friggin high horse.
9. You've gotta be kidding. Marriage? Psh. You're insane.
10. The reason I never answer your IMs? Because you're dull and we have nothing to talk about. Sorry, man, but that's the way it is. Ask me tomorrow, and you may get a nicer answer.
11. You ask girls out on a whim, just because you want a girlfriend so bad. It's not their fault they don't like you that way. Just learn to have a crush, okay? It feels nice sometimes.
12. I told you I loved you when I didn't. I kissed you when I didn't really want to. I held onto you when all I wanted to do was shove you away. I'm a horrible bitch. Forgive me, please.
13. Stop playing your game with him. You don't love him the way he loves you, so stop toying with him before I get my band of make-believe characters to kick your ass. (Word to the wise, the said band includes but is not limited to vampires, werewolves, winged bird-kids, time-travelers skilled in kicking people's butts, and a wolf/human hybrid some would call "Erasers.")
14. What we had last summer was nothing but wishful thinking. It's not like we ever did anything except talk on the phone. And we weren't even great at talking on the phone. You asked me how far I would go with you while I asked you real questions. I already knew the answers to all of the ones you asked me.
15. Oh, so you speak with God personally? You know exactly what he meant by every verse in the Bible? Please, do enlighten me, as I was not aware that you have been so blessed by the Lord Almighty.
16. I kind of liked you, but I'm fine with the way things turned out, because, let's face it, you're not what I need.
17. Mrs. Peterson made me LIKE science. Thanks, Teach, you ruined that for me.
18. I'm sorry for what happened. It was stupid and ridiculous, and when you really think about it, not that bad. But I wish it hadn't screwed up what was turning into a friendship. It was my fault. And I'm sorry.
19. You gave me the confidence I needed to pursue my dream. I hope you're right. I hope this works. And if it does, remember it was YOU would gave me that shove by saying you thought I could when you have no idea.
20. You were a bitch to her. Why?
21. You went out with her. You slept with her. You ignored her. Then you broke up with her. Smart, man. Not a good way to keep a girlfriend, now is it?
22. Asshole.
23. I didn't mean to alienate you. All I wanted was someone else there with us. We won't leave you at the party. I love you!

I won't say who any of them are, so don't ask. I will say that nine are female, and fourteen are male. This is just my little bitch moment. Sorry if I seem, well, bitchy to anyone out there. =]

1-2-3-4

1. BOYS

So basically, that didn't work out at all with that boy, but it was kind of nice to have a crush on someone for once. Kind of a different perspective, like there is hope for this young thing after all. But, as the Backstreet Boys say, "Life goes on. It never ends."

2. MY STORY

I'm working on this story that I'm going to TRY to finish and publish. It has more potential than anything I've ever done, and I'm actually filling up notebook pages with excess information on the story that I may or may not use and working out kinks and plot endings. This is more advanced than I've ever gone. I'm sorry, but I will NOT post any piece of the story for fear that it will get stolen, which will piss me off and God knows no one wants to piss me off, right? Right. I'm still working on it. I've got thirteen 12-point Times New Roman font pages and still growing quickly.

3. TWILIGHT

I wanted to read all three books in the Twilight Saga before Breaking Dawn came out on the first, but it looks like I'll only get Twilight and part of New Moon finished because I procrastinated and didn't read enough. I'll keep you posted on that.

4. BREAKING DAWN RELEASE PARTY

Yep. I'm going to one on Friday/Saturday. Friggin can't wait either. =]

About the last two posts

I had several commenters be confused by my last two posts. The song lyrics were meant to describe how my life was going. "Jessie's Girl" is about a guy who likes his friend's girlfriend. I am a girl who likes her friend's boyfriend. Then I added "Stop This Song" because that was how I felt that day. Just clearing things up.

How I Feel NOW

OneCoolNerd: Another song. Seeing this dictates how quickly my life moves.

You say the sweetest things and I
Can't keep my heart from singing along to the sound of your song
My stupid feet keep moving to this 4/4 beat, I'm in time with you
Whoa, to this 4/4 beat I would die for you (die for you)

(Someone stop this)
I've gone to far to come back from here, but you don't have a clue
You don't know what you do to me

Won't someone stop this song, so I won't sing along
Someone stop this song, so I won't sing..

I never let love in so I could keep my heart from hurting
The longer that I live with this idea, the more I sink into this 4/4 beat
I'm in time with you
Whoa, to this 4/4 beat I would die for you (stop this song)

I've gone to far to come back from here, but you don't have a clue
You don't know what you do to me
I've come to far to get over you, and you don't have a clue
You don't know what you do to me

Can't someone stop this song, so I won't sing along
Someone stop this song, so I won't sing

Your lovesick melody is gonna get the best of me tonight
But you won't get to me if I don't sing

It creeps in like a spider
That can't be killed, although I try and try to
Well, don't you see I'm falling?
Don't wanna love you, but I do

(Lovesick melody) Can someone stop this song, so I won't sing along?
(Lovesick melody) Can someone stop this song, so I won't sing?
Your lovesick melody is gonna get the best of me tonight
But you won't get to me, no
You won't get to me 'cause I won't sing

Credits: Written by Paramore*, Produced by ???**, courtesy of Fueled By Ramen, 200?***

* Since this song is not on a mainstream album, I could not find if it was written by Hayley, Josh, Zac, Jeremy, a combination of those, or an outside force.

** Since this song is not on a mainstream album, I could not find the producer for this song. RIOT! was produced by David Bendeth and Josh Janick

***Since this song is not on a mainstream album, I could not find the exact year. Assume it's somewhere between 2005 and 2008

Flip it around to discover how I feel.

Jessie is a friend,
yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her
in his arms late,
late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be
a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
but the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her
in his arms late, late at night

Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl

Credits: Written by Rick Springfield, Performed by Rick Springfield, Produced by Keith Olsen, RCA Records 1981

Soccer vs. Cross Country

GAH!!!!! Once again, I am faced with a pointless delima which means nothing to half of the people in the universe. The problem? Oh, well simple, my dear blog viewers. Sports.

Yes, sports. I am not a sporty girl. I don't enjoy most athletics. But this year, I am faced with the issue of which sport to play: cross country or soccer. So, because I am a nerd and these are the kinds of things nerds do, I will debate. Against myself. Oh, joy.

PROS:

SOCCER

1. I've done soccer for AT LEAST five years.
2. I was on the first ever middle school girls' soccer team
3. Getting the ball in the goal past the goalie is possibly the best feeling there is.
4. I'll probably make JV, which will be more fun.
5. And, oh yeah. I <3 it.

CROSS COUNTRY

1. I'll be on varsity and letter.
2. It'll make Mr. Oliver happy
3. I have a few friends on the team...maybe...
4. REALLY good for my body
5. Short practices
6. You make friends with people you compete against
7. I have a friend on the Toledo team who I won't see if I do soccer
8. There's kinda sorta a boy on the cross country team who I kinda sorta like

CONS:

SOCCER

1. Practices suck.
2. There are girls on the team I don't much like
3. Do I even have any friends on the team?
4. I won't letter. I'm sure.
5. shin guards + soccer socks + 90 degree weather = HOTHOTHOT

CROSS COUNTRY

1. I hate running.
2. Jamie moved away. Suddenly things are much less exciting.
3. None of my extremely close friends are on the team
4. I hate running
5. I hate running
6. I hate running
   

Input please!

My Life.

Thanks to anyone who has visited my page and commented! I'd thank those of you who visited my page and DIDN'T comment, but then, I don't know you visited. So you see my issue. What does that tell us, folks? COMMENT.

I added a new chapter to Whatever Happened to JJ? My best yet, if I do say so myself. Well on that story. And since there's only three chapters, there's a one-in-three chance of that being true. Nonetheless, I liked it.

Moving on. I just want to know, am I getting repeat views? Like, do you viewers come on every now and then, or all of the time? Just wondering.

Saw WALL-E. It rocked. As I expected it would.

My July 4th Update.

Yeah, so basically, this is just checking in. Letting you know what's going on in my life. And that kind of stuff.

Today is July Fourth!!!!!!!!!!! Whooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! And everyone else on the planet has plans but me!!!!!!!!! Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding. Only Americans have big whoo-worthy Fourth of July plans. Everyone else in the world may have whoo-worthy fourth of July plans, but they're not Fourth of July plans.

Did you catch that little capitalization joke? Cuz that took wit, man.

I've been chilling at home, mostly. I was invited by one of my friends to go to Vegas and see a LIVE show of The Phantom of the Opera. You even get to put on dresses and do your hair pretty and stuff like that. But since I have frigging DRIVERS' ED I can't go. Damn.

I did a mass update on FanFiction. Or at least, I consider it a mass update. Every active story (minus The Truth is Hard to Handle because I am NEVER going to finish it) was updated. I even have ideas for what comes next for Whatever Happened to JJ? Just letting you know, though, that When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy is going to be filler for a bit because they need to kind of get to California before I can complete the next phase of their adventure. I may even choose to continue the Delilah/Kyle plotline. Think so?

Yeah, so basically, I am hoping to go to Australia. Next year. PLEASE GOD HELP ME WITH THIS!!!!!!!! Anyone live in Australia? Maybe we could meet up or something like that. That'd be pretty sweet man.

I say 'man' a lot. I should stop that.

I found this awesome band! They're name is Tokio Hotel! And if you're like any of my friends, you tell me you've already heard of them and make me feel like an uninformed pathetic loser! But I found them by searching for music by Blaqk Audio and ended up buying a song called "Ready, Set, Go! (AFI/Blaqk Audio Remix" by Tokio Hotel off of iTunes. It was the kind of thing where you can't buy the individual song, just the album, and the album was only 99 cents, so I thought, Why not? And then I previewed the rest of the the band's stuff--one other disc called "Scream!"--and ended up loving it! That's when I decided to do some research. Tokio Hotel have been together since the guys were only teenagers. They originate out of Germany, and you can even buy two other albums in hard-copy that they released before "Scream!" They're called "Schrei" and "Zimmer 483". My translation skills (which include using www.freetranslation.com) tell me the following:

Schrei = Scream
Zimmer 483 = Rooms 483

Wikipedia tells me that I am correct.

Soooooo what's up with you? =]

Driving/Camp Rock/Rocking/Songs/Pie/Tess

So, yeah, I'm basically WAY excited. I register for drivers' ed tomorrow, and get my permit/start class on Tuesday. I'm way scared though. I'm worried I'm overcorrect and break something...

I'm watching Camp Rock again. I so wish I could go to Camp Rock. I'd love it, though I'm not an insanely talented singer. Maybe I'd play guitar in a band. That'd be just as fun. Though I'm not incredible at that either... I'd just love to be in a band. But I don't know any singers that live in my area, or I'd totally have them sing my songs.

Yes I write songs.

I just had some of my momma's key lime pie. It was amazing. EXCELLENT. I want more, dude.

God, Tess is such a BITCH.

C....no.....Camp? Maybe?

Um....I had something big to talk about....and now I forgetted......um.........uh............Oh, right!!!!!

CAMP ROCK!!!!

I am going to review it. Cuz this is MY blog and I can do whatever the hell I friggin want to! (like eat breakfast...I need to do that....)

Kay, so basically, it was AWESOME. I loved every single song, with the exception of "We Rock" at the end. My favorite was "Here I Am" by Renee Sandstrom. The plot was believable, and it was a wonderful Cinderella story. I DO think that it could've been done better if it was in, say, MTV's hands. Some lines were very cliche and others just random. And the romance between Mitchie and Shane was kind of lame. Especially at the end.....

All in all, though, it was definitely my favorite Disney Channel Original Movie. It's still saved on my TiVo, to be watched again at my leisure. =]

Kay, so the reason I haven't updated in FOREVER is because I don't know what to blog about. So, if you have a topic, send it to onecoolnerd@gmail.com along with some sort of name (it can be something like Suzie or something like jibbers1029, I don't care) so I can credit you. I need ideas. I got nothing.

How to Post a Comment

Otay, so lots of people have been asking me how to post a comment here. Well, the people I know at least. So, for all you people on FanFiction who I can't just call and tell how to do it, here it is:

1. Click the hyperlink at the bottom that says "[insert number here] comments". This will take you to a page where you will see the comments on the left and the add comment box on the right.
2. The add comment box will automatically be set to "Google/Blogger". Kay, so this is where most people get tripped up. They think, "Darn. I have to have a google or blogger account. Can't post a comment." BUT instead, you simply click a different bubble!
3. If you want your name to appear, click the third bubble down that says "Name/URL". Insert your name and your URL if it tickles your fancy, then type in your comment and click "Publish Your Comment.
4. OR if you wish to remain anonymous, click the bottom bubble that says "Anonymous". Then type your comment and click "Publish Your Comment"

Hope this clears things up! =]

Alyson May's Worst List

The Top Worst Things of Music, Movies, Books, and More (in no particular order)

CDS
1. Corbin Bleu "Another Side"
2. ZoeGirl "ZoeGirl"
3. Various Artists "Songs From Instant Star 3"
4. Linkin Park "Reanimation"
5. TLC "CrazySexyCool"

SONGS
1. "Hey Ya" by Outkast
2. "Nan, You're a Window Shopper" by Lily Allen
3. "I Have Friends in Holy Spaces" by Panic at the Disco
4. "Silence" by Aly and AJ
5. "Superstar" by Sonic Youth

ARTISTS
1. The White Stripes
2. Ashley Tisdale
3. Anyone hip-hop except Kanye West
4. Ashlee Simpson (minus her first CD)
5. Paris Hilton

MOVIES
1. Napoleon Dynamite
2. Borat
3. High School Musical 2
4. Eragon
5. Harry Potter 4

BOOKS
1. Criss-Cross by Lynne Rae Perkins
2. Animal Farm by George Orwell
3. The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
4.
5.

FASHION TRENDS
1. ponchos
2. gauchos
3. stretchy pants
4. denim dresses
5. clogs

Feel free to add your own lists of these things or more!!!!!

My Twilight Story

This is the tale of how I got into Twilight. For most people within the last year or so, it's just, "Oh, yeah, my friend told me about it. Actually she FORCED me to read it..." but mine's a bit more exciting! So here we gooooo.....

It was probably early summer or before when I first heard of Twilight. It was by my friend Sara (who I met on a cruise in 6th grade) who told me she'd read it, that it was the best book EVER, that I had to read it, and that she'd written a fanfic about it. I think she explained the basic premise of the book, but I skimmed over it in our emails--I wasn't a real avid read until last summer. I even saw it at Target several times, since the book was becoming quite popular then. I read the back once. "Vampires?" I thought, or maybe I said it aloud, "EWWWW. I'm never reading this book." I practically threw it back on the rack and proceeded with my Saturday shopping.

It was probably late August that I actually picked up Twilight and BOUGHT it. My family was going to a baseball game (I dislike watching any sport except hockey so I was looking for something to do in the two/three hours that the game would last.) and we stopped at a mall for one reason or another. There was a WalMart, so I decided to stop there, because I wanted to buy one thing and only one thing: AFI's CD Decemberunderground. Of course, while my brother dilly-dallied looking for HIS music, I wandered over to the books. I had two in my hand: Twilight in one and I think it was Sold in the other (which I still haven't bought). I debated, then decided to buy Twilight only because it was longer and would take me more time. I hopped back in the car and did not crack open Twilight. INSTEAD I unwrapped the AFI CD. This took me a good five minutes or so--I really suck at opening those damn things! So when it was open, I asked my mom and dad if we could listen to it, at least the two songs I knew. She tossed it in and "Prelude 12/21" came on. My brother and I sang along happily; we knew every word. Then "Kill Caustic" came on. I believe I abruptly covered my ears. Oh, the shrieking! Oh, the loud guitar! Oh, the talk of killing yourself and meds! My parents looked at each other and smiled. "We might steal this from you," my mom said. (They hate AFI now, by the way.) We skipped to "Miss Murder", where my brother and I began to sing along again. The CD was popped out after that.

We reached the stadium. I grimaced. Stupid baseball anyway. I began the book, reading the preface, then reading it over three times more. Then I passed it to my family and made them read it. Seriously, man, that's a friggin good preface. I continued after that. But I didn't read much after that because baseball games are loud and you can't concentrate on books while reading them.

I finished Twilight about three days later, only because I was sure Bella had a nasty demise at the end. I thought the guy in the seriously-man-that's-a-friggin-good-preface was Edward and thought that by reading the book SLOWLY I could prolong Bella's death. I read the bulk of it while my parents were grocery shopping the next day and my brother was on MySpace (we weren't allowed to have them yet, so he went on while Mom and Dad were gone). I kept laughing out loud--yes, I was literally LOLing--and reading parts to my bro.

I read Twilight another time before I got New Moon the next day. =]

Since then, my obsession has grown and expanded. I gave my WalMart copy to three more people before it got destroyed and Twilight Fanatic Number Three bought me a new one. I've gotten SOOOO many more people addicted. I am a proud Twihard. =]

P.S. I listened to AFI about a month later and LOOOOVED them. Well....the songs with no screaming. Now I listen to their music relentlessly and own four CDs. I am anxiously awaiting the next CD and EP.

YAY! Someone commented yesterday! Thank you, Ujlee!!!!!! I am VERY happy that you commented! It really is hard to get a website off the ground, you know? But I'm doing my very best.

Today was a crappy day. I was sleepy and in a shitty mood all day. Which is very abnormal for me, because I'm almost always in a positive mood. I'm also sad that my English teacher is leaving. It was hard for me for a while because he isn't an amazing teacher, but now it's like, "WOW. I'm going to miss that man." I'm introducing him to Blaqk Audio, one of my favorite bands.

Ah. Nothing to talk about. Hm....subjects...subjects...

Um...hm...I don't know..............grrrrr......

Hey, if anyone actually reads this, tell me what to talk about. I got nothing.

101 Random Things About Me

1. I hate tomatoes.
2. I have an irrational fear of walking across bridges because I think they will crumble and I will die.
3. I also have an irrational fear of chihuahuas.
4. And goats.
5. I get into conversations about feet and farts with my best friends.
6. One of my best friends and I have the relationship of Juno and Leah from the movie Juno. She is Leah and I am Juno.
7. I have read Twilight 7 times.
8. I have watched High School Musical AT LEAST 30 times. (I stopped count after about 23)
9. I keep lists of the number of pages I read over summer. Last year it was around 6,000. I'm aiming for 10,000 this year.
10. When I was a baby, I couldn't sleep on my back because when I did, my arms would fold in and I would startle awake and cry. For my parents' sanity, I was allowed to sleep on my stomach.
11. I loooove Gilmore Girls. Lane is my favorite character.
12. I would like to go on a foreign exchange trip to Germany my junior year. I have $90 saved up.
13. My first son WILL be named Emmett.
14. I will not name any of my sons Edward or Jacob for the sole reason that I when I hear the names "Edward" and "Jacob" I think, "Ooooo SEXY." And I shouldn't think that way of my children.
15. I didn't like electronica until I listened to Blaqk Audio.
16. Most of the kids in my grade hate our English teacher, but I think he's cool.
17. My favorite flowers are daisies.
18. My favorite colors are red and yellow.
19. I don't like most movies that came out before the 80's.
20. I think Audrey Hepburn is just about the prettiest woman I've ever seen.
21. If I could meet anyone on the entire planet, it would be Davey Havok.
22. If I could bring any fictional character to life it would be...um...Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Fang, Farid, or Ian. (Twilight, Twilight, Maximum Ride, Inkheart, and The Host.)
23. I have relationship issues. I date for about a month then get bored and want out.
24. I used to want to have kids right after college. Now I want to wait.
25. My friends say I'm mean when I'm exhausted, as proven by when I had the Baby Think It Over Baby Simulator. I hated that thing. =[
26. I wish the person on FanFiction (can't remember her name at the moment) who wrote "Kind Of Since Forever" would update.
27. My favorite story on all of FanFiction is "Rockin' With the Runaway" by Nibzo.
28. I play guitar and write songs.
29. At school, I run cross country (though I'd rather play soccer) and play tennis. I suck at all three sports.
30. I work off a Mac.
31. I wish more people would comment.
32. I am a dedicated reader of www.shyboyswin.blogspot.com...
33. ...and of www.twilightguys.com.
34. I watched Mulan today.
    
35. My ultimate dream is to become a writer.
36. I think I am bipolar.
37. I want to be a guitarist in a band.
38. If I ever become famous, I don't want to be like Miley Cyrus and have everyone in the universe know me.
39. My favorite store to shop at for clothes is Ross.
40. I have little or no life.
41. My latest ex-boyfriend (whom I broke up with two weeks ago) has not talked to me for two weeks even though I still want to be friends.
42. I am unsure where I stand with a boy who likes me and lives in California.
43. I AM sure that my best guy friend from MY state likes me. And I don't like him that way.
44. I sleep with my favorite stuffed animal every night. His name is Bob and he's a monkey.
45. My birthday is April 12, 1993.
46. My favorite Disney movie is The Little Mermaid.
47. I think the Disney movies now are LAME.
48. Sometimes on MSN messenger, I say I am offline when I'm not so I don't have to talk to people.
49. I love my brother. He is my Ross and I am his Monica.
50. I won't truly miss any of the seniors who left school this year.
51. I will bawl my eyes out when senior year comes.
52. I am wearing black beat-up Converse, white athletic socks, dirty Levis, a black Target jacket, a red shirt with stereos on it that I got from Ross, a black wife-beater, and my medical ID necklace.
53. I am allergic to penicillin/augmentin, which is why I wear the medical ID necklace.
54. If you hop on over to www.laurenshope.com and check out the guitar pick medical ID necklaces, that is the one I am wearing. I also submitted the idea for it.
55. Because my town is so small, I am marveled by towns that have 10,000 people.
56. There is a pencil sharpener on my desk shaped like a nose.
57. I wish I had gum right now...
58. I don't like watching movies, because I have trouble sitting still.
59. I fell asleep during the last five minutes of one of the Lord of the Rings.
60. In fact, I paid so little attention to the afore said Lord of the Rings movie that I don't remember which one it was.
61. Remember how I said I was afraid of goats? That's because when I was little, a goat came and chewed on my flowered dress. Grrrr damn goats!
62. I am a Christian.
63. Converse is my favorite brand of shoe.
64. I wear a size 4 in Converse.
65. My left foot is bigger than my right.
66. I suck at Calligraphy.
67. I hold my pencil strangely.
68. I tried to hold my pencil the correct way on Thursday and my pinkie finger hurt for an hour afterward.
69. We get out of school on this Thursday!
70. I am having a TV dinner for dinner tonight.
71. I have never been high or drunk, and that fascinates some kids at my school.
72. My town is a hick town. If you don't know what Romeos or Carharts are, you're a freak.
73. My English teacher that I mentioned in number 16? Yeah, he didn't know what Romeos or Carharts were when he came to the school. He does now.
74. I'm mad at Eve because she is the one who made childbirth painful.
75. I am opinionated.
76. I don't like Hillary Clinton. She looks very FAKE.
77. I like Barack Obama. He's cool and he can DANCE.
78. There is a song called "Faken" by a band called Seather. Not "Fake It" by Seether, but "Faken" by Seather. Weird, right?
79. I hate pickles.
80. I think Subway has gross olives.
81. I am slow to say I hate a band, but I HATE the White Stripes.
82. I love the movie She's the Man!
83. My favorite charity is Invisible Children.
84. I just watched an episode of the Nickelodeon show H2O.
85. I have a friend who will not let her children watch Nickelodeon because it's 'inappropriate.'
86. That same friend is my best friend.
87. And me and my other best friends are throwing her a sweet sixteen this November.
88. My parents don't know I have this blog.
89. I really want to vlog, but my parents won't let me.
90. My desk is VERY messy.
91. I created an art project based on Twilight.
92. I am very artistic.
93. I own three American Girl dolls: Kit, Kaya, and one that looks like me that I named Emily.
94. My cousins Emily and Madison adore me.
95. I spilled soy sauce today.
96. Yesterday I sat on a Milk Dud and it stuck to my sweatpants.
97. I was going to tell you the CDs in my CD player, but there are none.
98. I have subscriptions to the magazines Alternative Press and Seventeen.
99. I have YouTube subscriptions to xemobanditx, FueledByRamen, sumfight, MaxRideTV, flyleafmusic, codyrapol, 5secondruletv, NoMoreMarbles, OfficialTwilightFilm, and edwardbellanet.
100. You can email me anytime at onecoolnerd@gmail.com
101. My bedtime is 11 PM on school nights and midnight on non-school nights.